You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If . . .

This updated, third edition laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own.You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If...

- You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom.

- You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously.

- You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland.You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

- Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

- You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked.

- For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling The sky is falling No, wait. The sky is cooking The sky is cooking