Why the French are clueless about wine

Why are the French clueless about wine? Why do they learn almost nothing about wine from what they buy? Do you even know what wine should cost? Can you spot a decent restaurant wine list? And choose wisely from a bad one? Does wine go with anything? Are medals a guide to wine quality? Will your favourite wine be coming soon from China's Ningxia province? What kind of wine fault is man boobs? Which wine cocktail should you serve in a space helmet? And what's boring about Victoria Moore? You want to know why you're still clueless about wine? Read these stories from my years as France's British wine columnist.