The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Velcro.

What a rip off.

Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?

Because he's got a massive bum.

So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair



Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!