The Ideal Place to Live!

It has been said that the average American moves to a new Location every 5 years, or so: beCause of being Discontented with the previous Place of Residence, and with a Capital D - as in, Depressed with it, or Dumbfounded by the Ignorant People who try to Live there. Whatever the Case, there is the "Eternal" Unemployment Problem to deal with, the Lead in the Water Pipes, the Gangs and Outlaws in the Naaberhoud, or the Outlandish Property Taxes, the Police Brutality, the NOISES, the Stink, or something else - all of which add up to Disgust However, after moving from one Place to another, most People Discover that they have only Traded one Set of Problems for a Different Set of Problems, which they have to Bear with, until they can Discover a Better Place - or perhaps a Better Country, where the People are more Friendly and Helpful, where the little Birds of Cheerfulness are always Singing, and the Fragrant Flowers are always Blooming on the Trees of Life by the River of JOY "Dream on," you might say. Yes, Dream on and on about how Things should be, and even do your Best to make Things Better for yourself and others; but, Reality is much more than a Wishful Dream, and especially when you Consider the Overall Situation - such as the Pollution in the Atmosphere around the World, the Trash in the Rivers, Lakes, Seas and Oceans, the Industrial Poisons that are Polluting the Air, Water, Land, Crops, Animals, and People - all of whom would like to Escape to the Blest Land of Perfect Oneness with GOD, whereby they Hope to go to Heaven when they Die; but, the Chances are much Greater that they will simply be Born Again, right HERE, on the Good Old Earth: beCause of not being Worthy of any Better Place to Learn their Lessons Therefore, our Elected King Proposes that we Humble ourselves and Confess the Whole Truth about our Situations and Evil Conditions, and thus go to WORK, in order to BUILD Ideal Places for all of us to Live, where there is little or no Pollution, no Crimes, no need for Police DEPARTments, no need for those Hateful Taxes, Insurance, Drugs, Medical Snakes, Corrupt Politicians, Lying Preachers, nor Misguided Teachers - all of whom would much Prefer to become Moderately RICH, without Telling any Lies, nor Selling any Trash Yes, that is Physically Possible and most Practical, which our Elected King Proves within this Inspired Book, which does not have a single Boring Page of Information within it Yes, that is WHY The Worldwide People's Revolution has Elected him to be our Righteous King: beCause he Presents the most Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems, and Challenges anyone on this Good Earth to Prove his Solutions to be WRong or Unworkable. Therefore, put on your Thinking Cap, O Lady Doubtfulness, and Check it out for yourself: because only an Ignorant Fool Judges any Subject before he or she Learns ALL of the Evidence And, in this Case, there is a Mountain of Evidence to Prove that our Elected King has the Best Solutions for Creating an Ideal Place for everyone to Live in Peace with True Prosperity - that is, if they have the Faith of Piss Ants, the Cooperation of the Honeybees, the Trust of Eagles, the Hope of the Salmons, the Love of the Deers, the Ambitions of the Busy Beavers, the Persistence of the Saints, the Patience of God, and the Obedience of Humble Honest Children, who Know that it is all for their own Good Yes, the Ideal Place to Live must be Constructed, and should be Constructed for whomever is Willing and Able to Assist us to DO it, whereby almost everyone can and will eventually be Living within "Beautiful Swanky PALACES " Therefore, sit back and Relax in some Quiet Place, while you read one of the Best Books ever written. And then do not Forget to tell your Friends, Relatives and Naaberz about it.