The Holiest Bible Ever

From the Creation of the Universe to the Race for the Red Sea, this thrilling book, the first of a four volume series, charts God's adventures with the wiliest of all his inventions, Man. Discover the truth behind such perennial questions as: Why are unicorns extinct? (Thanks a lot, Noah ) What is the truth behind the 7 Plagues of Egypt? How honest was honest Abe, father of all God's people? Why did Cain kill Abel? What's Heaven like? Follow the travails of God's People all the way to the famous Crossing of the Red Sea: find out in thrilling detail whether they make it in time for Part II of this tremendously-funny meticulously-researched epic.