The Complete Lesbian Storybook

Once upon a time there was a princess who thought boys were icky and gross. Her parents and teachers all said that one day, when she was older, she would like them. She said she never would. And she never did... Fairy tales, nursery rhymes, legends, myths, urban legends, ghost stories, historical tales, folk tales, classics, and newly creates fables are collected here for the first time. More than 175 stories from the books "Lesbian Fairy Tales" and "Lesbian Mythology, Legends, & Folktales," plus all new stories and information on your favorite girl loves girl fables, hundreds of lesbian fairy tale jokes from "Lesbian Princesses & Friends" and "Mother Goosed" right here in one book. Ranging from stories you would be happy to tell your kids to more risqu tales that you might want to save for when you're curled up in bed with that special someone. Stories of women who go on quests and endure magical tests to win the hearts of the girls they love, goddesses and elf queens seducing mortal women, trickster gods and kings whose ways lose them their wives to other women, and all your favorite fairy tale princesses getting the girls of their dreams. All this and more is waiting for you to simply open these pages and look inside.