See Seymour Run

Seymour Bartholomew Spires always craved special attention, despite being just an average guy. Many pathetic attempts in his youth to gain popularity usually went awry. Then, early into college years, he discovered politics. After shortening his name to Bart Spires, he fervently launched himself into this pursuit. Six terms as a Congressman and three as U.S. Senator garnered the attention he'd always sought, but with a heavy price. By learning the rules and playing the game, he became a fixture in the "best government money can buy."