New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into: A Funny Gag Driving Education Book for New and Bad Drivers

Updated and revised for 2019

Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them.

In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as:

What is a car?

What are those round things at the bottom

Where does it belong?

In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list.

Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are:

People

Other cars

Trees

Houses

Icebergs

Mountains

Creepy Garden Gnomes

And many more

Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.