New Century Dada Palooza: Mug & Mali's Miscellany, Volume 71

This is Dada Palooza, a celebration of original New Century Dada works including 68 original Dada Poems, 72 new Dada Auto-Collages, 135 Auto-Generated Surreal Jokes, 25 jokes on Dadaists, over 130 authentic and faux Dada and art quotes, 10 pages of scenes from Dada Cocktail Cliché Theater, a scene from an original play of Finnegans Wake, 9 Dada Cocktail Poems, 15 unpotable Dada cocktail recipes, 7 articles and maps showing the influence of Dada, 5 Dada serial episodes, 5 Dada cocktail carols, 10 doctored pages from the Dada archives, Dada patron saints, dozens of Dada fables, essays, stories, warnings, model gentleman's letters, text montages, and much more. Not even a rancid critic can our Dada dull. You get all this New Century Dada plus our world-famous 50-year guarantee. All for the amazing low price of only $14.95! (Not sold on other planets.)

Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's Dada Palooza:

“This is the best book I ever read.” – Abraham Lincoln.

“This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis.” – Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter.

“How do we get our money back?” – Amelia Barfup, The Chicago Chugger. 

“This book looks like I need a drink.” – Rhoda Booke, Quarterly Literary Bungle.

“We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around.” – Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador’s Deli.   

“They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet… Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!” – James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call.

“Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead.” – Benjamin Frankly. 

“This is the worst book I ever read.” – Abraham Lincoln. 

“If Mug & Mali’s aren’t America’s leading humorists, I can see why.” – Vito Powers, The Illiterary Journal.