Mr. Millennium

"He wants money? GIVE HIM MONEY! He wants sex? GIVE HIM SEX! He wants to be happy? MAKE HIM HAPPY! Because this guy's genealogy is PURE GOLD!" For a certain secret society Gabor Esterhazy is a dream come true. Gabor is a miserable, self-loathing depressive. Then the Sanctuary of the Blood gets hold of him. They trumpet his astonishing bloodline. They drown him with pleasure! Wealth! Power! Soon he's an international religious star! But what happened to the happiness he was promised? Why is he still depressed? Don't tell me he was just a PAWN! Come along on Gabor's strange and comic descent into lust, deceit and danger. Read it now.