How to Not Get Married

This book will help you avoid falling in love, prevent others from falling in love with you, and insure that no serious relationship will emerge from even the most promising dates - all while sparing you the blame and flak singles inevitably receive when they reach a certain age without having wed. Follow these rules and you will not get married. Break them and you have a chance. A serious and humorous guide for navigating the world of unwanted bachelorhood. Includes 30 illustrations and a Survival Guide for Singles that discusses the challenges singles face as they transition from the early years of dating to the dreaded designation of "older" singles. A must read for singles, married people, and everyone in between.