Hanna The President's Daughter

After fifteen years I know when my dad's pissed at me. He doesn't look me in the eyes. He looks past me, around me, behind me, below me, till he's ready to do battle. Then he zeroes in like a deer hunter with a laser scope. Tonight's different because I don't know why he's pissed. I mean you know when you've been dumb, right? Man, if they find out I'm doing this I'm going to be in serious doo-doo. That kind of thing. I mean, really, I don't figure a daughter's doing her job if she doesn't make her parents ballistic once in a while. But I'm also an A student; I play on the volleyball team; I'm still a virgin; I don't smoke; I don't do drugs; and I'm nice to my little brother. Things could be worse, right? So why the President's miffed I haven't a clue. Hanna Darling, the President's Daughter, worked hard to get her dad elected President but now she's not so sure it was a good idea. Her dad isn't nearly as much fun and Hanna can't go anywhere without her two Secret Service agents. But Hanna's life is about to change again. It seems the world's smartest Artificial Intelligence has fallen head-over-heels in love with her. Hanna and the world will never be the same!