Grover Norquist the Fool Who Would Be King

Grover Norquist. The Man. The Myth. The Little Dictator. The hard hitting deep coverage you would expect from a political satire. This book gives more honest information about Grover Norquist than any other source. Unfortunately, the reality is painfully humorous. In an end-of-the-world kind of humor. Grover Norquist is a mere lobbyist who has convinced ninety percent of the Republican party to pledge alligiance to him, instead of to their office. Treason is a bed covered with the mantel of Grover Norquist. Grover Norquist is a pair of bad shoes, pinching the Nation's feet. The GOP worships a lobbyist and the nation struggles to find We The People. Can't we all agree to just throw away this twisted, ugly, uptight pair of cramped Norquist pumps? Lady Liberty's feet just can't be shoved into such a narrow, non-functional solution. Chapters include the real scoop, in a crazy, yummy Neapolitan of dreamy satire. Chapter 1 -- Grover Norquist. The Little Dictator of Democracy Chapter 2 -- Birth Behold Ayn Rand Conceived a Child Let's call him Grover after a bad President Chapter 3 -- Childhood. It's so very hard to be the son of a Vice President of a major corporation. Becoming the schoolyard bully was inevitable Chapter 4 -- College Years. Yeah Nixon Grover Love you so very much Oh, and a little bit of cross-dressing too Chapter 5 -- Rise of the Little Dictator - and transparency is just for the little people. Chapter 6 --The Fall Alas, poor Norquist, I knew him well