French Memos to Assholes

"Vulgar And Delightful Memos To Learn REAL French While Coloring Your Anger Away" The Perfect Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French At The Same Time Pissed off to see how silly your neighbor is? Fed up listening to your boring coworker who never shuts up? Your mechanic is a notorious incompetent? You are in a hurry but the driver before you drives slow as hell? Sometimes, you just need to slap (or punch) them in the face. But before it ends up turning against you: Join the growing foulmouthed masses of people who express their anger by coloring Keep Children away, It's Going To Be Spicy

From the former President Nicolas Sarkozy's famous "Casse-toi, pauv' con " to the classic "Ferme ta gueule," here are all these spicy, delightful and vulgar French phrases on which you will NEVER want your children to stumble upon, but that offer you an intense coloring pleasure and a great way to learn French the real way, like no school will EVER teach you: Va Te Faire Enculer

Cr tin Des Alpes

Suce Ma Queue

Esp ce De Sale Connard

T'es Une Grosse Salope

Enculeur De Mouches

Casse-toi, pauv' con

Je Vais Te Casser La Gueule

Ferme Ta Gueule

Sale Fils De Pute

Tu Me Fais Gerber

Esp ce De GROS Encul

Tu Es Une Grosse Merde

Va Te Faire Foutre

Raclure De Bidet

Tu Me Les Brises

Je Te Pisse La Raie

L che-Cul De Merde

Imb cile Heureux

Je T'emmerde

Fous-Moi La Paix

D gage Connard

Tu L'as Dans Le Fion

Sale Chienne

Tu Pues Du Cul

Nique Ta M re

Parle Ma Main

Moule Gaufres

Balai Chiottes

Tu Es Aussi Belle Que Tu Es Intelligente

Bien Jou Einstein

T'es Pas La Moiti D'Un Con

Esp ce De Faux-Cul

T'es Une Vraie Connasse

The Perfect Gift Against Anger With Many Animals To Color

Have you seen the creatures and animals present in this adult coloring book? Some hide, others openly appear, but each drawing contains at least one of them. It's up to you to find them Help as many people as possible to join the growing masses who express their anger by coloring, (or help your desperate friends who want to swear in French without being ridiculous): Offer them this book as a gift And to color with even more comfort, there is only one drawing per sheet to avoid colors bleeding through to the back of the page and damage the other drawings.