Dysfunctional Humans

Atheists seem almost jealous that Christians have an imaginary friend they can talk to, at all hours of the day or night. The large grin on the boy's face signaled to deacon Joe that he had hit paydirt. From a God riding the waves of nothingness, to a talking snake with hands and feet deceiving human beings, to the psychedelic creatures described in Revelation, the bible is just one great long hallucinating acid trip. All that is required is a donation and religion will spit out an answer faster than Porky Pig can say "that's all folks." She slowly parted the slit of her red minidress to free her long toned legs, gently kneeled down, took a short resigned breath and said in a sultry voice... I still promise you, the readers: I will tell you what you don't want to hear, because anyone can tell you what you want to hear.