Crappy Children's Art

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of ';The Best Page in the Universe,' and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size.Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kids childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kidsand, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-olds crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade gifts, and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddoxs world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the worlds foremost authority on childrens crappy artwork.