Confusion of Karen Carpenter

The Confusion of Karen Carpenter, a book that will make you laugh and cry, is by Coronation Street scriptwriter Jonathan Harvey. 'It's a total page-turner, very entertaining, then very moving.' Marian Keyes, ahuthor of Grown UpsHello. There are two things you should know about me:1) My name is Karen Carpenter. 2) Just before Christmas my boyfriend left me. I m not THE Karen Carpenter. I just have the most embarrassing name in Christendom. Particularly as I m no skinny minny and don t play the drums. I can t even sing. I m tone deaf. I work in a school in the East End. (Where I came third in a Teacher we d most like to sleep with competition amongst the Year 11 boys)My Mum s driving me mad. She s come to stay and is obsessed with Scandi crime shows and Zumba. Oh yeah. The boyfriend. After eleven happy years he left me. No explanation just a post it on the kettle when I got in from work. I think I m handling it really well. I don t think I m confused at all. What was my name again?