Cannabis Gigantis

Set in L.A., this story is about an underestimated medical Marijuana dispensary owner named Jack whose everyday world becomes a zany adventure. Jack has a kinky grandfather named Harry, an ill-tempered attorney brother named Zed and Zed's strong willed wife, Nora, who is about to give birth. When grandpa needs nursing home funds, Jack foolishly trades Grandpa's valuable classic car for seeds of once-extinct, erection-giving, sense-heightening and rare marijuana called "Chubby." However, Jack learns it grows too slow for the seeds to have much value. Then Jack's loony Grandpa tells Jack a crazy story of how the family descends from the real "Beanstalk" Jack. He tells Jack his semen will make his seeds grow into giant plants overnight. Jack thinks Grandpa, in his perverted way, is just trying to make him feel better but Jack isn't one to leave any stone unturned. Once Jack gets his angry brother loaded, the two hit the road to follow planting Instructions. This takes them below the cliff-top lair of Dr. Golem. Doctor Golem once worked for the US Army to find an extinct ancient warrior and fertility enhancing plant. When the Army learned the plant was marijuana, Golem's discovery was rejected. Shunned, Golem, a G.M.O scientist, becomes a reclusive-hardened grower of this unusual pot. When Golem sees Jack and Zed steal some of his crop, plant their seeds, masturbate on his forest floor and take his prized, genetically-modified, super-smart goose, he becomes furious. He then gets hired thugs to kidnap Grandpa, Zed and, Nora to hold ransom for the goose. When big-hearted Jack realizes the goose doesn't want to go back to Golem, Jack has to plan a daring rescue. When Jack returns to the planting area, he finds one of his seeds has become a giant. The pot plant has grown right up to Golem's cliff-top dwelling. With the lives of his family members and his self-esteem at stake, Jack smokes the giant cannabis plant's warrior enhancing bud to carry out his audacious plan.