2023 Sweary Planner

Need inspiration and motivation to face the year ahead? 

Determined to get organised and start achieving your full potential? 

Looking to nurture a positive attitude no matter what life throws at you? 

Want to make 2023 YOUR year?!



Then this is absolutely NOT the planner for you. 

Seriously, don't waste your money. 



This planner does not promise, under any circumstances, to fill your head with aspirational bollocks as a constant reminder of how little you're achieving in life, but instead will help you embrace just how shit life really can be.  



It contains page after page of swearing, cynicism, and general moaning about every single month of the year. And there's sections for you to write about how fucking awful each week is, as you plough on through the relentless bollocks that is life. It even includes its very own game, where you can score points for every totally bullshit thing that happens to you as your year unfolds.  



This planner is not for the easily offended. 

But, if you've had a Fucking Awful Year, it may be just what you need!