On Humans

God is pissed. In the beginning God created heaven, earth and all the animals. They were part of a grand and perfect design. It worked well and God was pleased. Then one of the animals, humans, started altering the design and irritating God. God gave humans, unlike the other animals, a little cleverness which allowed them to alter his design. Using this cleverness humans conceived, created and implemented incredible unnatural and convoluted ideas, constructs and systems. These entities are upsetting God's patterns of nature. Humans are now doing things God never intended. This not only made God's design go haywire but also now threatens humans themselves. God is in high dudgeon because human's imagination is debauching his perfect world. To make matters worse humans audaciously blame God for their world gone crazy. God has patiently endured their accusations but now intends to set them straight on the true nature of things and explain how it is they who have screwed things up. This is God's discourse on humans and if they have any inkling of what is good for them they will listen.