The Uncensored Massage

Welcome to Pleasurelandia (partly a region, partly a state of mind)... where gorgeous, smiling women are on call to drive you wild with pleasure at any moment of the day or night ... within 30 minutes of a phone call. Where "massage" is only an opening gambit, like a "Hello," one that could culminate in the most mind-blowing sex you've ever had. Where you could end up falling in love and never want to leave. Where you could have three spectacular massages in a day without leaving your room ... and still pay less than for a single New York City massage. Describing his visits to Pleasurelandia-large areas of Thailand, and a few pockets in Java, Bali, and Cambodia, perhaps a few other "sin cities" or "pleasure capitals" in Southeast and East Asia-"the author weaves a web of humor and thrills as he lies on massage tables across the globe" (review). The spirit of Pleasurelandia often extends beyond these specific areas: East and Southeast Asian people are generally pleasure-loving, non-hypocritical, and "live and let live" types. Specific episodes include a Sandwich Massage in Thailand; a three-girl massage in Bali; a co-ed Bangkok shower ending in passionate sex; a Shanghai masseuse greedy for pleasure; hot Indonesian women who defy rules to have joyous sex with clients; a skimpily clad Vietnamese sex-bomb masseuse who keeps asking if the customer wants his "baby" massaged: and offers a generous number of free samples; and others. An Appendix provides a random consumer guide for heterosexual men on getting more from their massages in the United States, Europe, and Asia.