The Joshua Twin

The twin of Jesus Christ is cloned by Vatican scientists who use the miraculously still alive cells in the tissue on the spikes used to nail Jesus to his cross, thus fulfilling the prophecy of the Second Coming, in order that HE can fight the current manifestation of The Son of Satan. The world waits while a stolen Russian submarine carries the virgin mother (artificial insemination of the cloned Jesus embryo) to The Holy Land to be born, even as all of Satan's minions are hell-bent on preventing this by slaughtering the baby and mother. All the world watches and waits, but nobody is prepared for the cultural shock caused by the miracle-birth.