Felt Hopper

I set out on an adventure to visit every poker room in Florida to turn a profit while avoiding drama, but it didn't work. Instead, I was felted early and often, laughed at on more than one occasion, and even had to contend with Microscopic Poker Bastard. This was the most exciting and frustrating poker adventure of my life. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. I will not reveal if I ended up a winner, but I sure didn't start out as one. By visiting every poker room, I also had the opportunity to rate each one for Atmosphere, Action, and Dealers.