The Princess of Neptune

Formula for Adventure: A teenage punk-rock drummer and her pesky younger brother A doomed effort to get a good grade in science class A world-famous research institute, led by a fearless father and son A terrible secret behind a beloved fast-food franchise An intergalactic beatuty pageant A singing cockroach from the moon An entire planet afraid to go to the mall A deranged plot to become the world's biggest pop star Mix them all together and you get. . . Confused? No A hilarious novel by Quentin Dodd? Yes