Rude Food

Food and sex: a marriage made in heaven...Food, like life, should be about pleasure. That's why this deliciously naughty cookbook is stuffed to the hilt with finger-licking recipes that will leave you drooling for more, from saucy starters right through to steamy hot puds. Satisfy yourself and your lover with gorgeously tender breasts, topless veg pies and on-the-bone joints, followed by spotted dick with melting chocolate sauce and a screaming orgasm to finish. Whichever dishes you pick, this collection will ensure a spine-tingling night for your privileged dinner guests.Disclaimer: to avoid cramp, please wait at least 30 minutes after eating any food before embarking on any strenuous resultant physical activity.