Off the Radar

"We pretended that we were doing everyone a big favor by "keeping the corn from overrunning the place," but we knew (although we pretended not to) that the bulldozers would one day take care of this job; and now and then we had a hope, that if we lived and were good, Dad would permit us to ride them " --Radar From the same mind that invented Bike Tag (think a combination of jousting and tag, with surprisingly less brunt-force trauma than one might expect) comes a compilation of stories about everything from eggplant to rocket launchers. Oh, and the stories are all true. "My middle name is Eggplant. My first name is NO." --Nemesis This short story collection highlights what it's like growing up and moving out from the perspective of someone who got away with way more than he should have, but still somehow managed to live long enough to spoof famous quotes and share his escapades with the world. Probably shouldn't read this to impressionable children, though. They might get ideas. "There are some things you must know about candles..." --Quill Welcome to the Midway family, and enjoy reading "I don't want my name associated with this " --Squirrel