Never Self-Publish a Book: And Other Self-Published Stories

This collection of humorous short stories warns us of the pitfalls of self-publishing and the dangers of demonic powers. It discusses classic literary characters and new internet sensations. Silly, surreal, stupendous; this book has something for almost everyone... who likes that sort of thing.Mark Hewitt has long been a fan of off the wall, nonsensical humor and, together with former Bournemouth University class-mates David Ruddock and Simon Jay, has put together a collection of humorous stories. The book begins with a tongue in cheek tirade against self-publishing. The next tale discusses an oddly shaped crocodilian who's only opponents are a failed scientist and a bumbling bufoon. David Ruddock takes a completely different look at the Dracula story, and Simon Jay tells us all about the peculiar life of romantic horror writer, and paranormal experience experiencer, Serena Kindred Hunt.It's not going to change the world or win awards, but it is rather fun. Read it!